Club em in the head with a hatchet?

The bastard son of Dan Cortez and Pauly Shore?

Current Events

Since I'm fairly convinced that the only folks who visit Torsville are my two friends in Scotland, I've decided to post for them in particular. And since the current discussion lately in US news is gun ownership liberty and if it's a "bad thing"....here's a fun video I found!

The Grey

If you haven't seen that Liam Neeson flick The Grey...you need to.

The Beat!

The Beat...which later became The English Beat playing Smokey Robinson. 

Dig that...Beat!

Michael Page Art

I know he's a famous artist and all but...this is the sick shit I know him for.

First is an oldie but goodie I've had for around 10 years or so...

Mike just sent me this one. Must be what happens when you live in that cesspool they call San Francisco for too long. Not that Long Beach is any better. Maybe someday both cities will get drunk, high and buttfuck each other after an art show collaboration and die of Instant AIDS while I'm out of town. 

That's as creative as I get. 

Andy's Drawerings....Part 3!

Classic...

Andy's Drawings....Part 2

Another gem from my frickin' hero. 

This stuff keeps me laughing for hours. 

Andy's drawings...part 1

I recently found a pile(pun intended) of drawings Andy did many moons(again!) ago so I figure I'll post em one at a time. 

Enjoy!

Jeepin' 1967

Andy's letter...

I received a phone call last weekend from my good pals Andy and Kelli in Scotland. I haven't seen them in years. It seems they're doing well and have a little baby boy on the way and I'm almost positive it will be named after me in some way. 


Since I know they're one of the only readers of Torsville I figured I post this letter I recently found in an old box of photos. Andy must have sent me this while he was in Switzerland which I'm guessing was around 10 or 11 years ago, maybe longer. 


This letter is just a first of several old drawings I found that I plan on sharing. 

Breaker Breaker...

CB Hustlers is a shitty old movie about a pimp in a custom van and some hookers that work the truck stops. It's full of great lines like, "Call up Hot Box 2 and tell the girls to comb it out and put some smell-um on."

While searching for the poster I found that you can actually watch the entire flick on youtube so...ENJOY!

Vantastic!

Candy Barr

Resto project?

What! What! What!

Merry Christmas Ryan..

My mom went to a Dennis Miller show the other night and this morning I got this video in my email.

Holiday Family Photos

Stole these from some other site.

Seasons Greetings

Haagen-Dazs

The Seven-Ups

1973.

Lesley Gore on Shindig

1965.

48 Hours.

Possibly one of the funniest movies ever. Nick Nolte at his finest.

Occupy my balls.

Adam Corolla's perspective on the Occupy Wall Street generation or whatever it's called.

Manny "Munya" Horvitz

William Forsythe has been one of my favorite actors since I first saw Out For Justice as a kid. Now he's playing Manny Horvitz on Boardwalk Empire and I'm hooked.

Nashville Pussy!

Only Andy...

can write a postcard like this.

You go girl.

11/24/1979

Happy Birthday To Me!

Smokey Robinson...

...and the Miracles!

They don't make these like they used to either.

Rad!

Someone made this tribute to a movie I grew up watching. So Rad!

Timmay...

Here's to October!

When the wind picks up...

New from Blammo!

June 1969.

Let's Go Out

The food that kept your grandparents alive for a hundred years.

Independence Day

The American Nosedive

http://takimag.com/article/the_american_nosedive/print

Jesus Juice

I ran into a buddy at Irvine Lake wearing this t-shirt.

Campin' on the river...

Polish'n off the 24 hour slow cooked pot roast.

Peter Falk is dead.

Starred in one of my all time favorite movies, Wings Of Desire. Also Cookie.

July 1974.

Subtle Beauty

Days Gone By