The Wedge...

...was going off! Some dude got smashed into the rocks and died. Bummer.

Old Days

You're fucking out!

I'm fucking in! 

E.

Shoe Fence

A few years back the legendary Shoe Tree on Hwy 62/Rice Road was burned down and buried under a mound of dirt. In response, the undying spirit of the River Rat has sprung the Shoe Fence. 

Only the best.

Where the Sun shines.

Toobin'

For 32 years diehard River Rats have gathered on the Parker Strip to kick off the summer with the tube float of all tube floats, the Great Western Tube Float. No boats allowed, just tubes, or floats built on top of tubes. Each year has its own theme and this year we're going Hawaiian Style. I'm going for a trophy this year. 

Annette

Walt.

We're all just dwarfs living in his Magic Kingdom.

Clambake!

Arizona Red Indians

Glad All Over

Lou Brummett's Mandella

Porter Wagoner

Jeep J8

Of course the best thing Jeep has come up with in years isn't available in the US. It's assembled in Cairo, Egypt and Nazareth, Israel for international military use. It has an Italian VM Motori 2.8 liter diesel engine, 5-speed automatic transmission, steel bumpers, and comes in OD green or IDF tan. Some are calling it the Sarge. The Israelis call it the Storm 3.

When I picture myself in a post apocalyptic America living in my secluded cabin, brewing my own 'shine and biodiesel, fishing, hunting big game, making venison jerky and bear chili, laughing maniacally into the fire at life's beauty and perfection while playing a violin...

...this is the Jeep I'm driving when on patrol.

The only thing I haven't figured out yet is how to teach my wolves to get along with the cats.

Brother Theodore

George "Nessmuk" Sears

Bill Williams Bridge

Tonight is your night bro.

Gator McKlusky

I left my heart in SLC.

Popeyes starves your kids!

Ol' Scratch has a posse.

Ragnar Redbeard

When shit hits the fan...

Yesterday I became a Jericho geek. 

Thomas Malthus

"The power of population is indefinitely greater than the power in the earth to produce subsistence for man."

Herschell Gordon Lewis

Swine Flu

Heaven Can Wait

Baudelaire

"The more a man cultivates the arts, the less randy he becomes... Only the brute is good at coupling, and copulation is the lyricism of the masses. To copulate is to enter into another -- and the artist never emerges from himself."

"There is an invincible taste for prostitution in the heart of man, from which comes his horror of solitude. He wants to be 'two'. The man of genius wants to be 'one'... It is this horror of solitude, the need to lose oneself in the external flesh, that man nobly calls 'the need to love'."

"Personally, I think that the unique and supreme delight lies in the certainty of doing 'evil' -- and men and women know from birth that all pleasure lies in evil."

"I have no convictions, as they are understood by the men of my century, because I have no ambition... However, I have some convictions, in a nobler sense, which cannot be understood by the men of my time."