Club 33

Samhain

The first thing I do when it comes to celebrating Summer's End, and most important, is change out the music in the player. There's a soundtrack for each season in Torsville. Tune in, turn on and freak out...Daddy-O. We've got a wild one on the horizon. I know you can dig it, but will you?

Wings of Desire

Warren Oats

Riv Trippin'

Met up with Ryan and Emily at the River for a four day tour. Aside from the wind it was fun as hell. We found out the coons live in the docks and saw wild donkeys across the water. I watched the Hoff's play some golf and they watched me catch a shit load of fish. I think the count was around 7 or 8 bass and 2 catfish(hooked 3, one got loose), all within a couple hours. Fish are no match for me, it's pretty much a done deal. Emily got a bass up by the dam, but Pistol had no luck all week so he decided to dog out the standup like it was his 5.0 from yesteryear. Bitchin' trip to end the summer. I can feel Fall settling in.

Der Poetry

I never drive thru-

Except when I do,

But you can bet your bottom dollar

And a diamond studded collar-

Der Wienerschnitzel is where I stop

When my tummy starts to holler!

The Wraith

Filmed in Arizona with Sherilyn Fenn. No complaints here.

Nothing compares.

Last weekend was by far one of the best trips yet. Thanks to the Harper boys for being without a doubt the classiest fellas around. And thank you for insisting I take the Schiada's for a spin. Marty's 20 rides like a Caddy. A blown, fuel injected Caddy that I got up to 90 mph. Steve's 71 flatty not only scared the shit out of me, it gave me an idea of what mine is going to feel like. There isn't anything that compares. It really lit a fire under my ass to get my 68 on the water. I can't wait.

Steve took us out, did a pass, and I jumped behind the wheel up by Echo. Fun!

Kowalski

Mel Brooks

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said"

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."

Do the Jellyfish!

You're missing out on a real swell happening if you haven't seen the Sting of Death. I've owned this flick for years and might have forced some of you against your will to watch it, but you're better for it. It's Florida's everglades 1965, and a half-man half-jellyfish goes after some swingin' kids that just want to dance and have a ball.

The real kicker is that Neil Sedaka wrote the theme song. Dig It!

"It isn't funky or anything that's junky. It's something swella! The jilla-jalla-jellyfish!"

Good Clean Fun.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man

Airstream

It's It

Satan's Toy

1966. Only boat to make it on the cover of Hot Rod.

Tanlein!

Tais-Toi Petite Folle

Tiny Yong's french version of The Shirelles' top song.

Spies

Marine Stadium 1968

Exotica, the Power of Tiki compels you!

The first time I remember hearing any form of Exotica was around 1995 when Combustible Edison did the soundtrack to Four Rooms. In a very backwards manor, I later got turned on to the original gods like Denny, Les Baxter and Arthur Lyman. Dig it!

It was one heavy duty scene...

Pass the bee, brah...

Tuesday Weld

I watched Lord Love A Duck for the first time in years. Rock, Rock, Rock is another favorite and Wild In The Country(1961) is when Elvis plugged his 26 into her 18. There's something to be said for natural beauty, especially nowadays when it's become somewhat of an endangered species. Here's to a refreshing break from the desperate, self-obsessed mutants that pass themselves off as a suitable girl today.

Go Kart World

The slick track at Go Kart World was drunk tits. It's located in the heart of Niggsville, just across from Beanersberg but it's all good when errrbody out on da track. You can't help but laugh your ass off in a Go Kart. Somehow after my second or third round my shit digital camera broke in my pocket, clearly caused my how much ass I was hauling.

The Wedge...

...was going off! Some dude got smashed into the rocks and died. Bummer.

Old Days

You're fucking out!

I'm fucking in! 

E.

Shoe Fence

A few years back the legendary Shoe Tree on Hwy 62/Rice Road was burned down and buried under a mound of dirt. In response, the undying spirit of the River Rat has sprung the Shoe Fence. 

Only the best.

Where the Sun shines.

Toobin'

For 32 years diehard River Rats have gathered on the Parker Strip to kick off the summer with the tube float of all tube floats, the Great Western Tube Float. No boats allowed, just tubes, or floats built on top of tubes. Each year has its own theme and this year we're going Hawaiian Style. I'm going for a trophy this year. 

Annette

Walt.

We're all just dwarfs living in his Magic Kingdom.

Clambake!

Arizona Red Indians

Glad All Over

Lou Brummett's Mandella

Porter Wagoner

Jeep J8

Of course the best thing Jeep has come up with in years isn't available in the US. It's assembled in Cairo, Egypt and Nazareth, Israel for international military use. It has an Italian VM Motori 2.8 liter diesel engine, 5-speed automatic transmission, steel bumpers, and comes in OD green or IDF tan. Some are calling it the Sarge. The Israelis call it the Storm 3.

When I picture myself in a post apocalyptic America living in my secluded cabin, brewing my own 'shine and biodiesel, fishing, hunting big game, making venison jerky and bear chili, laughing maniacally into the fire at life's beauty and perfection while playing a violin...

...this is the Jeep I'm driving when on patrol.

The only thing I haven't figured out yet is how to teach my wolves to get along with the cats.

Brother Theodore

George "Nessmuk" Sears

Bill Williams Bridge

Tonight is your night bro.

Gator McKlusky

I left my heart in SLC.

Popeyes starves your kids!

Ol' Scratch has a posse.

Ragnar Redbeard