Monday, December 14, 2009


I think I'm about to drop a big nut over at Filson.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Club 33

Friday, October 30, 2009


The first thing I do when it comes to celebrating Summer's End, and most important, is change out the music in the player. There's a soundtrack for each season in Torsville. Tune in, turn on and freak out...Daddy-O. We've got a wild one on the horizon. I know you can dig it, but will you?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Warren Oats

Friday, October 02, 2009

Riv Trippin'

Met up with Ryan and Emily at the River for a four day tour. Aside from the wind it was fun as hell. We found out the coons live in the docks and saw wild donkeys across the water. I watched the Hoff's play some golf and they watched me catch a shit load of fish. I think the count was around 7 or 8 bass and 2 catfish(hooked 3, one got loose), all within a couple hours. Fish are no match for me, it's pretty much a done deal. Emily got a bass up by the dam, but Pistol had no luck all week so he decided to dog out the standup like it was his 5.0 from yesteryear. Bitchin' trip to end the summer. I can feel Fall settling in.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Der Poetry

I never drive thru-
Except when I do,
But you can bet your bottom dollar
And a diamond studded collar-
Der Wienerschnitzel is where I stop
When my tummy starts to holler!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Wraith

Filmed in Arizona with Sherilyn Fenn. No complaints here.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Nothing compares.

Last weekend was by far one of the best trips yet. Thanks to the Harper boys for being without a doubt the classiest fellas around. And thank you for insisting I take the Schiada's for a spin. Marty's 20 rides like a Caddy. A blown, fuel injected Caddy that I got up to 90 mph. Steve's 71 flatty not only scared the shit out of me, it gave me an idea of what mine is going to feel like. There isn't anything that compares. It really lit a fire under my ass to get my 68 on the water. I can't wait.

Steve took us out, did a pass, and I jumped behind the wheel up by Echo. Fun!

Monday, September 07, 2009


Friday, September 04, 2009

Mel Brooks

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said"

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."

Friday, August 28, 2009

Do the Jellyfish!

You're missing out on a real swell happening if you haven't seen the Sting of Death. I've owned this flick for years and might have forced some of you against your will to watch it, but you're better for it. It's Florida's everglades 1965, and a half-man half-jellyfish goes after some swingin' kids that just want to dance and have a ball.

The real kicker is that Neil Sedaka wrote the theme song. Dig It!

"It isn't funky or anything that's junky. It's something swella! The jilla-jalla-jellyfish!"

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


Monday, August 24, 2009

It's It

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Satan's Toy

1966. Only boat to make it on the cover of Hot Rod.