Der Poetry

I never drive thru-

Except when I do,

But you can bet your bottom dollar

And a diamond studded collar-

Der Wienerschnitzel is where I stop

When my tummy starts to holler!

The Wraith

Filmed in Arizona with Sherilyn Fenn. No complaints here.

Nothing compares.

Last weekend was by far one of the best trips yet. Thanks to the Harper boys for being without a doubt the classiest fellas around. And thank you for insisting I take the Schiada's for a spin. Marty's 20 rides like a Caddy. A blown, fuel injected Caddy that I got up to 90 mph. Steve's 71 flatty not only scared the shit out of me, it gave me an idea of what mine is going to feel like. There isn't anything that compares. It really lit a fire under my ass to get my 68 on the water. I can't wait.

Steve took us out, did a pass, and I jumped behind the wheel up by Echo. Fun!

Kowalski

Mel Brooks

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said"

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."