Fire!

Splatterhouse

I don't know a damn thing nor do I care about today's video games. My gaming days ended around 1991 with Turbo Grafx 16 and Splatterhouse, the first with a Parental Advisory sticker. While you and Mario were swimmin' through the shitpipes collecting pennies, I was kicking ass in an evil fucking nightmare.

Nice Beaver.

1961

Zip line!

Zippin' through some blue agave before it's turned to tequila someplace an hour outside of Mazatlan.

Merry Christmas from Torsville!

The Beach Boys. 1964.

Jongewaard's

It doesn't get better.

Neil Sedaka

Beach Brawl