...for those who wait.

Ray Price

Turtle Races

Meat Loaf Mondays! Pt.3

Another Meat Loaf Monday.

It doesn't get much better than this.

Friday the 13th.

12 hours later...

That's a 3 pound chuck roast from the Beef Palace, carrots, potatoes, onion, garlic, and a Liptons onion soup mix packet. 12 hours on low in the Croc Pot.

Finally...

Drivin' back from visiting grandma at the hospital I looked down just in time to see me turn 91,000 in my 1967 VW. Dig it.

Meat Loaf Mondays! Pt.2

One of the best breakup songs of all time. Meat is explaining to this broad that it doesn't matter if she cries all night, it won't change how he feels. He's given all that he has, and she's turned cold. By the end, he reveals that he too went through the same treatment long ago with his first love. You can't beat these lines...

"You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach

You'll never drill for oil on a city street

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks

But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom of

a Cracker Jack box."

"I want you.

I need you.

But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.

Now don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad."

Frosty Fridays!

All I wanted was a Pepsi...

Pee Wee's Famous

Chicago dog, Jr. Cheeseburger w/fried egg, fries, Iced Tea with a splash of fresh lemonade.

Who 'sama?

For some reason the TV news stations were spelling Osama's name "Usama". When did we start spelling Osama with a U? Even google corrects Usama back to Osama. Is it because the only letters differentiating between Obama and Osama is "BS"?

Who the fuck is Usama?

Anyways, the troops should be home any day now...

Meat Loaf Mondays!

I'm kicking off the month of May with my dedication to Meat Loaf Aday. If you've never given his music or lyrics any time, you're lacking in life's magic. His songs are funny, groovy, evil, sexy, and sometimes borderline pornographic...the way rock n' roll should be. Sayin' it, without actually sayin' it. And for a large fella, he's got energy that makes Chris Farley seem dead.

So I'm starting the first off with Paradise By The Dashboard Light. A song about a teenage boy that's parked in a car with the prettiest girl in school. Things are going good until she wants him to promise his entire life to her before she lets him hit a home run. I won't spoil the ending. It's perfect.