row your boat.

Rowing a canoe sounded good so I set out about two miles up the Colorado River in the freezing cold. On my way back I hit some rain clouds that sat so low they touched the water. At sunset, everything turns purple. 

I went deaf in my left ear for about 3 days from having too much fun with the .357 Magnum. If you're not into opiates and booze, going deaf can be just as relaxing. 

Yule!

Bringing It Back. Cleveland 1995.

It's seems appropriate...

These Huggies and whatever cash you got.

Blood Axis

Southern Comfort

Pentti Linkola

"What to do, when a ship carrying a hundred passengers suddenly capsizes and there is only one lifeboat? When the lifeboat is full, those who hate life will try to load it with more people and sink the lot. Those who love and respect life will take the ship's axe and sever the extra hands that cling to the sides."

SS Dominator Shipwreck

It's been at least 5 years since I've been back to Lunada Bay where the Dominator wrecked back on March 13, 1961. Some say that it's haunted and that the whole area has caused multiple disappearances of divers and hikers. I snapped a photo of one of the ship's ghosts and it looked alot like Pile.

Here is some info and olde tyme photos taken right before the wreck.

Bad Boy Bubby

Chiun & Remo

Naughty and Nice.

In a couple weeks I'll be receiving my concealed weapons permit and with Christmas fast approaching, feel free to show me how much you care by tossing a sweet slice of kraut love under my tree in the form of a Heckler & Koch USP Compact .45 Auto.

Ty Cobb

Great quotes from The Georgia Peach:

"A ball bat is a wondrous weapon."

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest."

"I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

"I have observed that baseball is not unlike a war, and when you come right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery."

"I never could stand losing. Second place didn't interest me. I had a fire in my belly."

"The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault."

"The great American game should be an unrelenting war of nerves."

"When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch."

"To get along with me, don't increase my tension."

Watch this movie Pile.

Fly Fishin'

Last month I went fly fishin' up in Redding on the lower Sacramento River. First fish I caught on a flyrod was a 22.5 " Steelhead. I'm told that's never happened before. 

It's all good. Right?

Buena Park's Best

Nothin' but a bloody croc poacher?

Feckin' & Thrashin'

High Five's Are Racist! You a RACIST!

Paul Newman is DEAD.

The Hustler, Hud, or Cool Hand Luke? Bitten would say Hud. 

Raisin' Canes!

The next best thing to Ray in Louisiana is this. Iced Tea...Sweet o' Unsweet?

"A woman's lies...make a life like mine."

Meyers Manx!

Long Beach Baby

Long Beach actually thinks advertising can prevent people from tossin' their babies. I sure hope these pregnant broads don't let stickers written by THE MAN tell them how to raise they kids. If you want to throw a baby away, girl...you better throw away that baby. Mama ain't raisin' no trash.