row your boat.

Rowing a canoe sounded good so I set out about two miles up the Colorado River in the freezing cold. On my way back I hit some rain clouds that sat so low they touched the water. At sunset, everything turns purple. 

I went deaf in my left ear for about 3 days from having too much fun with the .357 Magnum. If you're not into opiates and booze, going deaf can be just as relaxing.